MM Diva #5
Title: Work It From The Other Side
Author: Jade
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Harry overhears an interesting conversation.
Authors note: This is a missing scene to James Potter and the Slut Of Azkaban. It's helpful to have read it but it's enjoyable on it's own (I hope).
Authors note 2: Normal conversations is in Blah Blah Harrys thoughts are in Thinks. Inspired by a late night chat with Kit about James Potter!! See what too much caffine and not enough sleep can do...
On with the story
Harry tiptoed down to the kitchens when voices, coming from an empty classroom, caused him to stop walking and to lean against the door, listening.
Those eyes, that arse. God If I wasnt with well you know Id have him flat on his back, yelling out my name. Harry recognised the voice as to belonging to Kitrina, Kit for short, Malfoy, a sixth year Slytherin.
A laugh rang out. Kit, you naughty girl. How can I get over him when you say things like that? Harry recognised this voice as to belonging to Jade, another sixth year Slytherin.
Who are they talking about? Harry wondered. Maybe its Professor Lupin.
Well, can you blame me? Kit said.
Hell no! Given half the chance, Id have him pinned against another wall
Wall? What?
Id have him pinned down and then I would tease him until he bursts from frustration. Jade continued.
You would. Youre a massive tease.
Damn, wed have to put him in a thong A nice tiny black one, to go with his hair.
Black hair, hmm? Rules out Lupin.
JP in a thong? Now theres a nice thought. Kit giggled.
JP? Oh my God! Why are they talking about my dad?
I wonder how long it would take to get him out of it. Jade sniggered.
Not long.
Id peel it off slowly. Just to prolong it then Id lick his neck
Oh God! I should go. Why arent my legs moving?
Cover him in chocolate and tie him to my bedpost with silk scarves. Jade moaned.
Then nibble his neck and play with his hair. Kit interrupted.
He likes his hair played with.
How do you know? Oh wait you shagged him.
Yeah, it was different from Remus. Remus is all gentle and not wanting to hurt me but with James It was just lust.
Over share.
So is James good in the sack then? I want details.
Yeah. When I left the Hospital Wing, I just bumped into him. We spoke for a bit and then we started kissing
Really? How is he for kissing?
I should be going. I shouldnt be listening to this. Why arent I moving?
Jade sighed. Well lets say, being dead for 15 years, hasnt really spoilt his kissing technique. Or very possibly his shagging techniques.
I need details. What happened then?
I cant believe Im listening into a conversation about my dad. I should be running away but Im not.
Well he unbuttoned my robes and I unzipped his trousers and slid them down. He wanted to go somewhere but I wanted him then and there. He wears boxers by the way.
She couldve been caught. My dad wears boxers? Cool.
You couldve been caught.
I know but thats what made it exciting. Jade snickered. Imagine what wouldve happened if I had been caught shagging James Potter in the hallway
I wouldve died of embarrassment.
Your innocent act wouldve been cracked earlier Then you wouldnt have had to go through that spell wall
Yeah but theyd probably think that James was my first real boyfriend. HA! As if.
Back to shagging James What happened next?
Well he pulled my skirt down. Jade said, a hint of something that Harry couldnt recognise to her voice. Then he slid my knickers down and kissed my stomach. I had shivers down my spine. Thats when I lost my knickers. He played with me a bit then we shagged against the wall. He had literally pinned me to the wall. If we werent in the corridor, Im sure I wouldve screamed the place down because it was so intense. Im getting horny again thinking about it.
Harry gulped.
I get the feeling you edited out a few bits. Kit whined.
I never edit out my exploits. Jade said. I just dont flaunt them.
Well you know all my details of *my* love life. What happened between you, Sirius and James?
Harry found himself leaning on the door, listening intently.
Well we shagged every which way. Im just glad that my innocent act has been destroyed otherwise theyd all think all I was doing was playing Twister with them. Jade snickered. Yeah, Strip Twister.
I want details!
You and me both. Harry thought. What am I thinking? Thats my dad and Godfather Im hearing about. What they dont know wont kill them. Oh crap! Damn teenage hormones.
Teeth into it. Sirius liked that.
Teeth into what? I need to know. Harry wondered as his hand wandered down his chest.
I bet he did. Then what?
Well James started nibbling on
Dad nibbles? On what? Harry wondered as he listened. I wish Jade had videoed that. I would have my own porno. Harry slapped his forehead. Bad Harry! Having perverted thoughts about your own dad, well who he shags anyway. I could pretend Dad is me and Jade, who wouldnt think about her? Especially when she lets out her animal side. He tuned his thoughts back to the conversation inside the classroom.
I still want to shag James though. Kit said.
Just go and ask him.
Harry nearly fell over as he listened. His hand snaked inside his trousers and he slowly stroked himself as he listened to the chatter inside. Sparks flew over his body with every stroke. He had to bite his tongue to stop himself from groaning out aloud and alerting the two girls inside.
WHAT?! I cant do that. Kit yelped.
Yes you can. Just go up to him and say, James, darling, please shag me. Its as easy as that.
For you maybe but if Severus hears about this he will not be happy.
He might even wonder what James was like in the sack. Jade said. She yelped in pain. Ow! You didnt have to hit me.
Harry was intently listening at the door, so intently that he didnt hear the footsteps coming up behind him. He could feel himself close to climax and he bit down on his lip to stop himself screaming as he orgasmed in the inside of his trousers, his body shaking in the aftermaths of his climax. He leaned against the wall and sighed.
The voice spoke. Harry, what are you doing?
Harry jumped and turned around. Dad, what are you doing?
I asked you first.
Harry blushed. Uh uh Nothing. I was just lurking.
With your hand in your trousers? James said, raising an eyebrow.
I had an itch.
The END (Maybe)
Author: Jade
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Harry overhears an interesting conversation.
Authors note: This is a missing scene to James Potter and the Slut Of Azkaban. It's helpful to have read it but it's enjoyable on it's own (I hope).
Authors note 2: Normal conversations is in Blah Blah Harrys thoughts are in Thinks. Inspired by a late night chat with Kit about James Potter!! See what too much caffine and not enough sleep can do...
On with the story
Work It From The Other Side
Harry tiptoed down to the kitchens when voices, coming from an empty classroom, caused him to stop walking and to lean against the door, listening.
Those eyes, that arse. God If I wasnt with well you know Id have him flat on his back, yelling out my name. Harry recognised the voice as to belonging to Kitrina, Kit for short, Malfoy, a sixth year Slytherin.
A laugh rang out. Kit, you naughty girl. How can I get over him when you say things like that? Harry recognised this voice as to belonging to Jade, another sixth year Slytherin.
Who are they talking about? Harry wondered. Maybe its Professor Lupin.
Well, can you blame me? Kit said.
Hell no! Given half the chance, Id have him pinned against another wall
Wall? What?
Id have him pinned down and then I would tease him until he bursts from frustration. Jade continued.
You would. Youre a massive tease.
Damn, wed have to put him in a thong A nice tiny black one, to go with his hair.
Black hair, hmm? Rules out Lupin.
JP in a thong? Now theres a nice thought. Kit giggled.
JP? Oh my God! Why are they talking about my dad?
I wonder how long it would take to get him out of it. Jade sniggered.
Not long.
Id peel it off slowly. Just to prolong it then Id lick his neck
Oh God! I should go. Why arent my legs moving?
Cover him in chocolate and tie him to my bedpost with silk scarves. Jade moaned.
Then nibble his neck and play with his hair. Kit interrupted.
He likes his hair played with.
How do you know? Oh wait you shagged him.
Yeah, it was different from Remus. Remus is all gentle and not wanting to hurt me but with James It was just lust.
Over share.
So is James good in the sack then? I want details.
Yeah. When I left the Hospital Wing, I just bumped into him. We spoke for a bit and then we started kissing
Really? How is he for kissing?
I should be going. I shouldnt be listening to this. Why arent I moving?
Jade sighed. Well lets say, being dead for 15 years, hasnt really spoilt his kissing technique. Or very possibly his shagging techniques.
I need details. What happened then?
I cant believe Im listening into a conversation about my dad. I should be running away but Im not.
Well he unbuttoned my robes and I unzipped his trousers and slid them down. He wanted to go somewhere but I wanted him then and there. He wears boxers by the way.
She couldve been caught. My dad wears boxers? Cool.
You couldve been caught.
I know but thats what made it exciting. Jade snickered. Imagine what wouldve happened if I had been caught shagging James Potter in the hallway
I wouldve died of embarrassment.
Your innocent act wouldve been cracked earlier Then you wouldnt have had to go through that spell wall
Yeah but theyd probably think that James was my first real boyfriend. HA! As if.
Back to shagging James What happened next?
Well he pulled my skirt down. Jade said, a hint of something that Harry couldnt recognise to her voice. Then he slid my knickers down and kissed my stomach. I had shivers down my spine. Thats when I lost my knickers. He played with me a bit then we shagged against the wall. He had literally pinned me to the wall. If we werent in the corridor, Im sure I wouldve screamed the place down because it was so intense. Im getting horny again thinking about it.
Harry gulped.
I get the feeling you edited out a few bits. Kit whined.
I never edit out my exploits. Jade said. I just dont flaunt them.
Well you know all my details of *my* love life. What happened between you, Sirius and James?
Harry found himself leaning on the door, listening intently.
Well we shagged every which way. Im just glad that my innocent act has been destroyed otherwise theyd all think all I was doing was playing Twister with them. Jade snickered. Yeah, Strip Twister.
I want details!
You and me both. Harry thought. What am I thinking? Thats my dad and Godfather Im hearing about. What they dont know wont kill them. Oh crap! Damn teenage hormones.
Teeth into it. Sirius liked that.
Teeth into what? I need to know. Harry wondered as his hand wandered down his chest.
I bet he did. Then what?
Well James started nibbling on
Dad nibbles? On what? Harry wondered as he listened. I wish Jade had videoed that. I would have my own porno. Harry slapped his forehead. Bad Harry! Having perverted thoughts about your own dad, well who he shags anyway. I could pretend Dad is me and Jade, who wouldnt think about her? Especially when she lets out her animal side. He tuned his thoughts back to the conversation inside the classroom.
I still want to shag James though. Kit said.
Just go and ask him.
Harry nearly fell over as he listened. His hand snaked inside his trousers and he slowly stroked himself as he listened to the chatter inside. Sparks flew over his body with every stroke. He had to bite his tongue to stop himself from groaning out aloud and alerting the two girls inside.
WHAT?! I cant do that. Kit yelped.
Yes you can. Just go up to him and say, James, darling, please shag me. Its as easy as that.
For you maybe but if Severus hears about this he will not be happy.
He might even wonder what James was like in the sack. Jade said. She yelped in pain. Ow! You didnt have to hit me.
Harry was intently listening at the door, so intently that he didnt hear the footsteps coming up behind him. He could feel himself close to climax and he bit down on his lip to stop himself screaming as he orgasmed in the inside of his trousers, his body shaking in the aftermaths of his climax. He leaned against the wall and sighed.
The voice spoke. Harry, what are you doing?
Harry jumped and turned around. Dad, what are you doing?
I asked you first.
Harry blushed. Uh uh Nothing. I was just lurking.
With your hand in your trousers? James said, raising an eyebrow.
I had an itch.
The END (Maybe)
